Would you

by Late_Yogurtcloset887

28 Comments

  1. Curious_Strike_5379

    Can i order the mega fart 12 inch crispy please.

  2. Close to criminal, but I kinda want to try it lol…

  3. tintedrosestinted

    ![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)

  4. Benjaminq2024

    It would have been fine if the eggs and onions were in smaller quantities

  5. C4PTNK0R34

    The combination isn’t terrible, but the presentation is heinous. That’s like a really really big open-faced sandwich at this point. Also, with the amount of eggs and onions you’re going to be consuming, I hope you live in a swamp like Shrek because you’re underpants are going to summon a swamp directly into them after inhaling this monstrosity.

  6. SlideItIn100

    I’m gonna have to take a hard pass on this one. For real.

  7. NightFox1988

    The eggs maybe criminal, but the onions aren’t. But this does look like it’ll cause a lot of gas, however.

  8. Buckabuckaw

    I just don’t know…I mean I like eggs, I like onions, I like cheese, I like pizza crust, but…Jeez, maybe I need to re-examine my concept of pizza. I’m just a simple Midwestern boy, for whom *PIZZA PIE* was an exotic big city treat in 1958. My mind is still stuck on 1958 pizza.

  9. lovesuplex

    Looks good to be honest. Slap a “Not for Export to Italy” label on it and it should be legal.

  10. LadyOfTheNutTree

    I love both eggs and onions on a pizza, but I want them to be cooked on the pizza. Not hard boiled and pickled or whatever this is

  11. TinChalice

    ![gif](giphy|kMU2BCFB4EEA8)

    Me after eating that pizza

  12. That_Jonesy

    I would honestly rather spritz some hot sauce up my nose.

  13. AdScary1757

    Breakfast pizza is a standard in the usa. It usually has meat as well though.

  14. katastrofuck

    Needs chopped tomatoes instead of sauce, with some cheese on top

  15. deferredmomentum

    I just know this would clean me out so well when I’m bloated from my period

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